My Homecoming king campaign speech

I wrote this today in class during a opinionated discussion of homecoming king and queen as well as the more mainstream miss america and the like.

Dear Reader,
     Homecoming king and queen is an interesting topic since I'm going to be king. Everyone is going to vote for me because I'm so full of myself with humbleness. It's a competition. Like all competitions, the one who is best at what is important wins. Looks, charm, Humour, cleverness, and helping others. If I'm friends with everyone through sheer pure awesomeness and get all the votes then I very obviously have skills. Very important skills to survival.
     Sincerely, Bard

I read this out loud to my class and got a lot of laughs. It made me smile and I thought that maybe I have some potential in writing or something.